In a chaotic world where hearts can be traded as commodities, you play as Zeke, a cynical heart broker in the bustling metropolis of Heartropolis. Your job? To negotiate the wildly unpredictable heart market and ensure your own heart remains safe from being stolen or swapped. As you navigate through surreal scenarios, each choice you make will affect your relationships with quirky characters like a lovelorn organ thief, a sarcastic witch, and an overly earnest love guru. The fate of your heart hinges on your ability to navigate humor, deception, and the absurdity of romantic ideals while staying true to yourself—or whatever semblance of a heart you have left!