Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I've got a heart to steal, but you’d think I'd started a garage sale with all these emotional bargains!

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In a dystopian future where hearts are traded as commodities, you play as a quirky scavenger named Pip, who accidentally stumbles upon a grumpy, misplaced heart that doesn't belong to you. As you journey through a grim yet humorous underworld where emotions are currency, you encounter strange characters who each believe the heart is theirs, while navigating absurd dilemmas and moral choices. Each decision you make shapes the heart's personality and the outcome of your quest to find its rightful owner, which may ultimately lead to a soul-stirring revelation about love, loss, and the ridiculousness of longing.