Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a quirky twist of fate, you find yourself in the underbelly of a mystical realm where beings trade and barter not in goods, but in hearts! Each heart serves a unique purpose tied to its previous owner, and the challenge is to uncover which heart belongs to whom, all while navigating a series of absurd challenges and darkly comedic scenarios. Make choices that affect your relationships with eccentric characters like the Heartless Wizard, an overly dramatic Poet, and a cynical former King. Unravel their stories, manipulate the marketplace, and decide what heart you want to keep or trade. Will you succumb to the chaos, or will you find a way to stitch together your own fragmented narrative in this hilariously dark adventure?