Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I wasn't heartless, just heartedly challenged!

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Set in a world where the hearts of the living are currency, you play as a quirky heart merchant, known for haggling with the greedy and the desperate. As the town's only heart dealer, you navigate a bizarre marketplace filled with eccentric characters who want to buy or trade their hearts for dubious deals. From a sentient heart seeking its original owner to a vampire wanting to collect spare hearts for his gruesome art gallery, your choices redefine morality and hilarity. Discover the stories behind each heart and make choices that can lead to absurd, dramatic, and often darkly humorous outcomes. Will you hoard the hearts for yourself, or will you learn the true meaning of heart (and humor)?