Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a hapless annalist trapped in a bizarre bureaucratic nightmare within the Department of Heart Transfers. After a series of unforeseen events, you accidentally swap your heart with that of a notorious criminal. To undo the swap and reclaim your life, you must navigate through absurd office politics, confront ethically dubious procedures, and interact with a colorful cast of characters, including a heartless HR rep and a janitor named Chuck who believes he can communicate with hearts. The choices you make will lead to humorous and unexpected consequences as you seek to balance your newfound 'criminal heart' with the ethics of heart ownership.