Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

I’m just here to collect hearts and avoid major cardiac arrest—who knew being a love-fueled villain was this exhausting?

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In 'Whose Heart is it, Anyway?', you play as an eccentric heart collector in a dystopian future where emotions are commodities. After accidentally acquiring a legendary heart that grants ridiculous powers, you find yourself pursued by absurdist factions, each with bizarre intentions. Navigate through twisted scenarios of hilarity and horror, meeting outrageous characters and making choices that might either save or doom your emotional existence. Unravel the mystery of the heart’s previous owner while dodging relentless baddies who would do anything to possess it. Will you enhance your own emotional spectrum, take over the underworld, or simply drown in the absurdity?