Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I'm just here to give a 'heart-felt' performance - who wants to play?

RPG Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where people's hearts can be swapped like trading cards, you play as a quirky heart merchant navigating a city of dysfunctional relationships. Your character, a notorious heart dealer, must help clients reclaim their lost hearts while juggling bizarre quests and navigating a web of ridiculous love triangles, betrayals, and absurd contracts. Expect interactions filled with dark humor, quirky characters, and imaginative twists where you can either help mend broken hearts or exploit them for your own gain. The choices you make will determine whether you become a beloved hero or the most infamous heart thief in the city!