Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In a whimsical world where hearts are physical objects exchanged at whims, you play as a quirky heart collector and eccentric matchmaker. Your job is to reconnect hearts with their rightful owners, but instead of a simple task, you must navigate through unpredictable and absurd scenarios, dealing with a cast of quirky characters each with their outrageous desires. As the heart collector, you possess a unique ability to 'steal' traits from each heart you collect, turning you into a makeshift superhero with exaggerated personality traits. Will you restore true love, establish bizarre friendships, or absurdly fail in the most hilarious way possible?