Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be traded like currency, you play as a cynical thief who specializes in stealing emotions—literally. After a heist goes awry, you find yourself in possession of a unique heart that belongs to a long-lost heir of a powerful family. As various factions chase you, from romantic rivals to heartless government officials, you must navigate a web of deceit, absurdity, and unexpected love. Engage in witty banter, make morally ambiguous choices, and use your unique ability to manipulate emotions in hilarious ways to decide who ultimately gets to keep their heart—or lose it all!