Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’d sell my heart, but it’s not a buyer's market!

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In a world where people's emotions can be physically extracted and stored like currency, you, a sharp-tongued heart dealer, navigate the absurdity of human affections. After a botched heart heist, you find yourself in a surreal, twisted market where emotions are auctioned off to the highest bidder. Players must engage in witty dialogue, negotiate heart deals, and solve bizarre emotional dilemmas to reclaim your own heart before it’s auctioned off to a heartless aristocrat. The fate of your existential essence—and the fate of those around you—depends on your choices and how well you can read (and manipulate) the emotions of others!