Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I've traded hearts with strangers, but this feels like a bad Tinder date!

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In a twisted, satirical world where hearts can be literally exchanged, you play as an out-of-luck 'Heart Broker' who specializes in trading emotional cores. When a powerful government entity known as The Heartless Cartel begins confiscating hearts for their own nefarious purposes, you must navigate a bizarre underworld filled with eccentric characters, from heartless cold-blooded clients to friendly romantic monsters. Choices matter as you trade emotions, face the consequences of your deals, and uncover a deeper conspiracy about what it means to truly ‘feel’—or not to feel at all. The aim is to reclaim stolen hearts, mend broken relationships, and identify the true owner of your own heart in a hilarious and poignant exploration of love, loss, and identity.