Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Let’s be honest, I don’t even know what I’m doing here – but at least I can choose a heart with a better track record than my dating life!

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In this unconventional text-based game, you are a hapless soul who has unknowingly ended up at a bizarre intergalactic heart auction after a freak accident involving a malfunctioning love potion. The hearts on sale are not just anatomical organs; they embody the emotions, memories, and secrets of their previous owners. Navigate a hilariously absurd marketplace filled with eccentric vendors, ethics-challenged buyers, and quirky heart guardians. Players must barter, negotiate, and make outrageous choices to secure the heart that will finally bring them closure or chaos. Will you choose the heart of a poet, a jester, or perhaps even a heart from a legendary villain? Each decision shapes your narrative and creates twists that lead to wildly different endings. Can you outwit the heart stealer and discover who truly owns your heart?