Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this game of hearts, you’re more likely to break a few than win one!

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In a world where hearts are literally traded like currency, players take on the role of a cynical heart dealer navigating through a vibrant underbelly of absurd characters and unpredictable situations. The quest begins when the protagonist accidentally acquires a rare heart that holds the secrets to some of the world's most powerful—yet delightfully eccentric—individuals. As you negotiate, deceive, and entangle yourself in farcical dilemmas, players must decide whom to trust, whose hearts to keep, and who gets their happily ever after—if such a thing exists in this zany universe. Every choice ripples through the interconnected lives of your whimsical clientele, leading to unexpected outcomes and hilariously dark scenarios.