Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I don’t steal hearts — I lease them with a lifetime warranty!

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Step into a bizarre world where hearts are not only symbolic but literal — they can be traded, stolen, or even borrowed. You play as Jay, an eccentric heart merchant who runs a quirky bazaar that deals in emotions and life memories. Each player interaction shapes the storyline as you navigate conflicts, forge funny alliances, and help or hinder a host of quirky characters in their quests to find the perfect heart for themselves or their loved ones. Choices matter deeply, as every heart has its own history and future! Will you cultivate friendships, spark romances, or create chaos? Explore surprising outcomes as the hilarity and drama unfold.