Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I always knew my heart was a hot commodity—guess I just didn’t think I’d be bartering it for a taco.

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In a quirky world where people's hearts are detachable and can be traded like collectibles, you play as a savvy heart dealer navigating a tangled web of relationships, betrayal, and absurdity. Your goal is to build the funniest and most outrageous collection of hearts while helping—or sabotaging—other characters in their desperate quest to get their hearts back. As you interact with a cast of eccentric characters, the choices you make will affect the outcome of their stories, creating a humorous and chaotic tapestry of love, loss, and questionable decisions.