Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Trading hearts? I prefer to trade insults—it's cheaper and more fun!

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In a world where emotions are not only felt but also traded like commodities, you play as 'The Broker', a flamboyant and irreverent matchmaker in a bustling city of skirmishes and deception. Citizens barter their hearts to express love, anger, or even indifference. Your mission? Navigate a web of eccentric characters and their twisted motivations to recover stolen hearts that have been incorporated into a dubious black market. Engage in hilariously absurd conversations, solve riddles with emotional stakes, and make choices that affect the fates of not only your heart but also those of an eclectic cast. But beware! Each deal comes with a punchline, and you might end up with more than you bargained for.