Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just remember, I'm just here for the feels... and maybe to steal your heart.

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In a dystopian near-future where emotions can be harvested and traded, you play as an Emotion Broker named Jamie, who specializes in collecting hearts—literal and metaphorical—from clients to fulfill others' desires. Each day brings a new appointment with eccentric characters who seek to buy or barter for feelings. As Jamie navigates the absurdity of their clientele—from a cheerfully nihilistic philosopher to a heartbreakingly apathetic love guru—you must make choices that shape not only your own emotional landscape but also the hearts of those you interact with. Every decision could lead to hilariously unpredictable outcomes in this heartfelt satire on consumerism and emotional authenticity, with multiple endings that reflect the chaos and heartfelt struggles of modern existence.