Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Dive into the hilariously twisted world of Illyria, a city where hearts are literal commodities. In this interactive text-based game, players take on the role of a ne'er-do-well heart collector who is unwittingly caught in a web of love triangles, mistaken identities, and absurd corporate espionage. You’ll navigate through a series of choice-driven narratives that challenge your morality, relationships, and wit as you unravel the mystery of a stolen or ‘recycled’ heart that could change the city's fate or simply make you the punchline in a bizarre comedy of errors.