Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Why chase after love when you can just buy a heart? But remember, it might come with a few... strings attached!

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In a world where hearts can be physically traded, you play as a lovable con artist navigating the chaotic underbelly of the 'Heart Market.' With each choice, you can either make ridiculous deals or outsmart other traders to capture the valuable hearts of various unique characters. Your goal is to collect a roster of the most outrageous hearts while dodging the authorities and creating absurdly funny situations. Explore different factions, each with their own motives and quirks, while uncovering a wider conspiracy surrounding the black market of emotions.