Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I always thought my heart was in the right place; turns out it was just misplaced!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky yet eerie world where hearts can be stolen and swapped like baseball cards, you play as a lowly heart-repair technician who stumbles into a plot involving a missing heart that belongs to a powerful mob boss. As you navigate through a series of outlandish encounters and absurd characters, you'll have to solve the puzzle of whose heart has gone AWOL while avoiding becoming a target yourself. Use your wit, charm, and unexpected gadgets to interact with bizarre townsfolk, complete peculiar challenges, and ultimately uncover the heart-thumping truth behind this mystery.