Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who knew that bloody hearts could be this much fun?

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In a world where hearts are not just organs but a source of unique powers, players step into the shoes of a cynical heart collector named Reeve. After a mix-up at the annual Heart Auction, Reeve finds themselves in possession of a heart with the abilities of every famous villain to have ever lived. Now, they must navigate an absurd and chaotic urban landscape, using these powers against rival collectors, heart mercenaries, and an enigmatic organization known as the Cartel of Hearts. The game is rich with branching storylines, wild dialogue, and humor that leans into the absurd—forces the player to make choices that resonate with their morality and maximize the comedic potential of their powers.