Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just when you thought your love life was a tragicomedy, the universe hands you a heart… and a punchline.

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In a world where hearts are literally sold and traded as commodities, you play as Jamie, an amateur heart dealer trying to climb the ranks of the competitive black market. Each chapter follows Jamie as they navigate a series of absurd and morally ambiguous situations, striking deals with peculiar characters while unearthing a conspiracy that threatens to steal the very essence of love. With choices that dramatically affect relationships and the availability of hearts, your decisions can lead to hilarious outcomes or tragic consequences. Will you choose the heart of a romantic poet or the heart of a heartless bureaucrat? Choose wisely, as your journey weaves through satirical takes on love, identity, and morality.