Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If I had a heart for every bad decision I've made, I'd be a walking organ donation center!

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In a twisted world where hearts are literally harvested and traded, you play as a bumbling, middle-aged heart broker named Mortimer Fiddle. Set in a bizarre city where people wear their hearts on their sleeves (literally), you navigate absurd scenarios involving eccentric customers, rival brokers, and unexpected heart transplant emergencies. Your decisions affect the quirky characters you meet, from overly dramatic poets seeking the 'perfect heart' to con artists trying to sell counterfeit emotions. With each heartbeat, you must choose whether to help, hinder, or just stay out of it while unraveling your own past. Will you strike the perfect deal, or will you find yourself heartless in this crazy maze of ethics and absurdities?