Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who needs a soul mate when you can have a heart collection?

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', you play as a quirky, down-on-their-luck detective in a city where hearts (both metaphorical and literal) are literally stolen to control people's emotions. The unique twist? The hearts can each hold memories or secrets of their former owners, and the detective must navigate a web of hilarious yet dark interactions with notorious thieves, eccentric clients, and unexpected allies to retrieve the stolen hearts. Engage in witty dialogue, solve absurd puzzles, and uncover not just the mysteries of the hearts, but also the convoluted history of your own lost love. Each choice you make shapes the unfolding drama and humor, leading to multiple endings based on your success or failure in reclaiming the hearts of the heartbroken populace.