Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In a world where heart transplants are treated like a popular fashion trend, you play as a quirky organ harvester navigating the absurd and often hilarious bureaucracy of heart ownership. After mistakenly acquiring multiple hearts through a botched procedure, you find yourself caught between a scheming mob, a heartless CEO, and a group of overly-enthusiastic organ rights activists. You'll have to maneuver through a series of outlandish scenarios, choose your allegiances wisely, and maybe even discover the true meaning of 'heart' along the way. Will you claim your hearts, return them, or go for an upgrade? Each choice impacts not only the absurdity of your story but also the lives of those around you.