Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this twisted and hilarious text-based adventure, players assume the role of a grieving poet, Petey, who accidentally stumbles upon a secret society that specializes in harvesting and trading human emotions. When Petey discovers that a powerful, mysterious figure is using his lost love's heart for a dubious purpose, he must navigate bizarre encounters with quirky characters, solve absurd problems, and face nonsensical moral dilemmas to reclaim it. Will he turn into a heartless villain to achieve his goal, or can he stay true to his melancholic poetry roots? The choices you make will lead to wildly different - and utterly ridiculous - endings.