Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I'll find my heart or die laughing—either way, it’s going to be a wild ride!

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In a twisted world where hearts can be swapped, stolen, and modified, you play as 'Valentine,' a cynical master of love and betrayal. Your mission? To retrieve your own heart after a chaotic, drunken night leads to its mysterious disappearance. Navigate through a series of bizarre, interactive situations—from a heart-themed karaoke bar hosted by a brooding former rock star to a shadowy underground market where desires are bartered—while encountering a colorful cast of characters. Your choices affect the outcome and reveal the heart of the matter, often leading to absurdly funny and morally questionable situations. Will you reclaim your heart—or find something even more valuable?