Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Why bother with feelings when you can have a heart that matches your outfit?

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In a world where hearts are traded as commodities, you play as a quirky, heartless protagonist named Jess who embarks on a madcap adventure to recover stolen hearts from various eccentric characters. Solve puzzles, make morally ambiguous choices, and engage in witty banter with a cast of bizarre characters—from a gluttonous vampire artist to a hopeless romantic robot—each with their own reasons for plundering hearts. As you navigate through dangerous situations and absurd negotiations, you'll question what it truly means to 'have heart' in a society that values emotions as currency.