Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Heart trading? More like heart raiding! Time to find out who truly deserves a beating!

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In a quirky realm where emotions manifest as physical entities, you play as an eccentric heart broker, tasked with the absurd mission of trading and negotiating hearts among the inhabitants of a bustling city. Each heart comes with its own quirks and complications—some are overflowing with love, while others are riddled with resentment. As you navigate a series of morally ambiguous situations, you’ll interface with colorful characters and engage in humorous dialogue, ultimately deciding who gets what heart and the societal chaos that follows. Will you restore balance or plunge the city into a frenzy of unfulfilled desires and mismatched affections? Your choices dictate the fate of these hearts—and the hilariously catastrophic results.