Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I don’t always sell hearts, but when I do, I make sure they come with a side of dysfunction!

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Set in an absurd world where hearts are commodities, players take on the role of a quirky heart merchant, navigating chaotic markets and bizarre encounters to discover who owns what heart—or lose their own. As tensions rise among rival merchants and misguided lovers, you'll solve riddles, craft outrageous trades, and engage in hilarious confrontations with eccentric characters like 'The Heart Thief' and 'Cupid's Ex.' It’s a journey through love gone wrong, where the only constants are laughter and the ever-changing value of affection.