Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If loving you is wrong, I'm about to miss a few payments!

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In a dystopian world where human hearts are literal commodities, you play as a sarcastic heart dealer named Sam. After a mix-up during a heart transaction leaves you with an unknown, potentially cursed heart, you're thrust into a chaotic adventure full of eccentric characters and absurd dilemmas. Each decision alters your fate and unwraps layers of the hearts' spooky backstories. Making choices between business ethics and personal morals leads you to unexpected alliances—and outrageous outcomes. Will you keep the heart for yourself, find its rightful owner, or make a profit off its haunted past?