Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If I had a heart for every bad decision I made, well... I’d be heartless!

RPG Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a bizarre twist of fate, you find yourself in a gothic-themed city where every citizen’s heart has been misplaced. You play as a tall, charismatic heart-thief who sifts through the chaotic lives of eccentrically flawed characters, trying to reunite hearts with the right owners before the clock strikes midnight. Players navigate quirky dialogues, absurd soul-trade mechanics, and moral dilemmas that challenge not just the characters involved but also your sense of humor and whimsy. Unravel mysteries while collecting 'heart-tokens' that give you insights and hints, all while challenging your sanity in a city where humor meets horror. Every choice impacts the narrative's outcome, with multiple endings based on the alliances you forge—or break.