Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you play as an overworked medical intern who accidentally stumbles upon a secret cabal of surgeons that engage in an outrageous black market for human hearts. Each choice you make leads you deeper down the rabbit hole of absurdity as you negotiate with eccentric characters like a disgraced celebrity chef turned heart broker, a conspiracy theorist who believes hearts can grant magical powers, and a heartthrob rock star with a blood-related phobia. With time running out, will you save your own heart from being sold to the highest bidder, or become entangled in a bizarre anatomy heist?