Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Love is a battlefield, and I'm just here to arm wrestle with fate!

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Step into a world where the concept of love has gone ridiculously awry. In 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', you play as Cupid, an overworked and underappreciated matchmaker who accidentally mixed up the hearts of lovers. Now it’s up to you to retrieve hearts that have been swapped and return them to their rightful owners—all while navigating absurd relationship dilemmas, hilariously misguided love advice, and a cast of eccentric characters, including a conspiracy theorist who believes love is a government hoax. Use your wits, navigate through dramatic encounters, and dodge disastrous love triangles in this engaging text-based adventure filled with dark humor and unexpected twists.