Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a bizarre, whimsical world where hearts are traded like commodities, you play as a disgraced Heart Merchant who accidentally acquires the heart of a famous celebrity. As you delve into the chaotic underbelly of heart trading, you must navigate a series of absurd challenges, make outrageous choices, and interact with quirky characters—all while trying to return the heart before it starts causing catastrophic celebrity drama. Will you restore order or let your life spiral into hilarity?