Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Why chase romance when you can trade it? Heartbreak is just a transaction away!

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In a world where emotions are commodities traded like stocks, you are an 'Emotion Broker' navigating a bustling market. Players take on the role of a broker who must collect and barter hearts—literal hearts filled with emotions—while dealing with eccentric clients, including hapless romantic fools, vengeful heartbreakers, and even sentient emotions themselves. As you juggle the demands of the emotional economy, you’ll face absurd situations and dilemmas that force you to question the value of love, grief, and everything in between. Will you become the ultimate dealer of hearts, or will the chaos of emotion turn you into a heartless fiend?