Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In a world where people can trade and steal each other's hearts literally, you play as a 'Heart Broker', a quirky yet devious character specialized in negotiating heart exchanges for the down-and-out. Your atypical clientele ranges from lovelorn romantics to cynical thieves and even a rogue AI with a crush on a human. Each heart holds distinct powers that influence emotions, choices, and outcomes in the game. The objective? Navigate through absurd scenarios, crack outrageous deals, and perhaps discover the true meaning of love and identity while trying to keep your own heart intact. Will you broker the deal of a lifetime or end up with a rotten heart? Only your wit can save you in this ludicrous but thrilling journey.