Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you are Alex, a jaded heart collector working in an absurd marketplace where emotions are traded as currency. Each day, you must navigate bizarre characters—like a jilted jester, a melodramatic poet, and an overly enthusiastic motivational speaker—each with their own heart to sell. The twist? You never know if the heart you're acquiring will ignite inspiration or drive you to madness! You’ll engage in tricky negotiations, solve pun-filled riddles, and make dramatic choices that affect your emotional inventory. The goal? Find the heart that resonates with you before your own heart turns to stone from the endless absurdity of life.