Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be stolen and traded like currency, you play as Darian, a cynical heart-thief who specializes in procuring and reselling hearts on the black market. After a botched job leads to the accidental swap of your heart with someone else's, you must navigate an absurd underworld of quirky characters, heart-collectors, and doomed romance. Can you retrieve your original heart, discover the secret behind its value, and untangle the emotional mess you inadvertently created—all while surviving encounters with eccentric beings like a heart-crazy fortune teller and a couple of vengeful former clients? Choose your words wisely as you engage in hilarious dialogue trees and make choices that affect your relationships and the outcome of your heart's fate.