Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Because some hearts are just too heavy to carry—especially the ones you steal!

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In a whimsical yet sinister world where hearts are not just emotions but literal organs traded like currency, you play as a disillusioned heartseller named Finn. After a mix-up leaves you with the heart of a notorious criminal, you are thrust into a high-stakes game of deception, survival, and irreverent moral choices. As you navigate absurd auctions, face eccentric characters, and tackle bizarre challenges, your ultimate goal is to reclaim your own heart before it’s too late. The snarky humor is balanced by dramatic moments that will challenge your perspective on love, identity, and what it really means to 'follow your heart.'