Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I thought I was heartless—turns out I just have bad taste in anatomy!

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In a quirky, bleak town where hearts are traded like commodities, you play as a misfit heartbroker named Jett, who has just stumbled upon a peculiar heart that whispers secrets. As Jett navigates an absurd world filled with eccentric characters—heart thieves, overzealous sentiment collectors, and peddlers of emotional currency—you must forge unexpected alliances and uncover the heart's original owner. Your choices will dictate the fate of relationships and the town. Will you save the heart’s owner, or will you exploit its power for your own gains? Humor and heartbreak intertwine in this satirical exploration of love, loss, and the ridiculousness of human connection.