Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I was a heartbreaker, but now, I’m just heart-averse!

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In a twisted world where emotions are traded as commodities, you play as a Heart Broker—a witty and somewhat unscrupulous dealer navigating the seedy underbelly of the Emotion Exchange. When a deal goes horribly wrong, you find yourself with an unwanted heart that doesn't belong to you. As you scramble to figure out its origins, you meet a colorful cast of characters, including overzealous Emotion Attorneys, heartbroken poets, and a conspiracy theorist who believes hearts can think for themselves. Your choices lead to unpredictable outcomes, with each heart presenting unique abilities and drawbacks. Will you return it to its rightful owner, or will you take a risk and use it to change your own fate? The clock is ticking—choose wisely in this hilariously dark journey of love, betrayal, and a dash of absurdity.