Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I don't just steal hearts; I sell them—I just hope the customer doesn’t want a refund!

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In a bizarre universe where hearts are not just metaphorical but literal and commercially traded, you play as a witty, cunning heart broker. Your job? To help various characters find their perfect heart while managing the chaotic consequences of their choices. Plot twists unfold as you uncover the histories and desires of each character whose heart you handle, leading to stunning revelations about love, loss, and the occasional limb that comes with the territory. The narrative branches dramatically based on your choices and the hearts you distribute, challenging your moral compass and offering hilarious outcomes.