Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just when you thought love was priceless, they put a price tag on the heart!

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In a world where hearts are literal commodities and emotions are traded like stocks, you play as a Heart Broker—an eccentric, fast-talking character navigating the extravagant and chaotic marketplace of willpower and affection. Engage in dealings with quirky clients who need your expertise in selecting the perfect heart, whether for romance, ambition, or sheer chaos. Your choices deepen the storyline, affecting relationships, your own emotional state, and the absurd economy of hearts. The narrative shifts dramatically based on who you choose to help, triggering unexpected and hilarious consequences in this dangerously witty adventure.