Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a twisted universe where emotions are traded as commodities, you play as a street-smart 'Heart Broker' who navigates a bustling city. Your job: to deal in emotions removed from their host's hearts, creating both absurd and impactful situations as you help clients find the perfect emotional patch. As you move through brief encounters, you must construct a web of alliances and rivalries, all while dealing with the comedic absurdity of people who have traded away entirely too much of their emotional selves. The story unfolds through your choices, leading to various hilariously dark endings based on whether you successfully match hearts or create emotional chaos.