Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I don't have a heart to give, but I've got a whole lot of bad decisions!

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In a whimsical world of heart-stealing sorcery, you play as a down-and-out bard who accidentally acquires the heart of a powerful sorceress after a wild night of drinking and questionable decisions. As the new owner of the sorceress's heart, you must navigate a series of wild and hilarious quests to discover the true essence of love, magic, and the consequences of one's choices. With a cast of peculiar characters, including a heartless puppeteer, an overly dramatic lovebird, and a sarcastic talking cat, you'll face dilemmas that challenge your wit and morality, while uncovering several potential owners of the heart who want it back. Your humorous dialogue choices will shape the story and help you decide whether to return the heart, keep it for yourself, or risk it all for true love.