Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I have a heart for business…and a business for hearts!

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In a bizarre world where hearts are not just symbols of love but actual commodities, you play as a cynical cardiac broker in the bustling metropolis of Cardiopolis. Your job is to negotiate, barter, and sometimes steal hearts from rival brokers in a quest to become the ultimate heart dealer. Each heart has a story, and it’s up to you to unravel these tales as you make choices that could either win you fame or ruin you completely. Make snarky decisions, engage in witty banter with your clients, and face moral dilemmas that challenge your cynical worldview. The hearts you collect will lead to unexpected plot twists and character revelations in this engaging text adventure full of humor and drama.