Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

My heart's not in it—oh wait, yes it is! Who's got my heart now?!

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In a world where hearts can be switched, sold, and even stolen, you play as a snarky heart-hustler named Frankie. After a botched heist, you accidentally end up with the heart of a notorious crime boss. Mental and emotional chaos ensues as you must navigate a series of comedic scenarios, bizarre characters, and morally ambiguous decisions to find the owner of the heart and get your own back. The choices you make will determine which relationships flourish, which become sinister, and whether you can survive this hilarious journey through love, betrayal, and weirdly obsessive heart-collecting.