Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Why buy the cow when I can steal its heart?

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In a mysterious world where hearts are currency and emotions can be stolen or traded, you play as a charming yet cynical heart dealer. Awaken in a bustling bazaar full of eccentric characters, each with their own tempestuous hearts. As you navigate through quirky plots, double-crosses, and hilarious emotional antics, you'll have to negotiate trades, dodge the authorities, and ultimately uncover the truth about your own heart’s origin. Engage in oddball mini-games to secure the best deals or wrangle rare emotional artifacts, all while pondering the absurdity of love, greed, and human connection. Your choices will shape the outcome of the bazaar, leading to either a passive ending of indifference or a passionate climax that could earn you a heart of gold—or a broken one.