Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

‘I’ve got hearts for every occasion, but don't ask me to find my own!’

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In a dystopian world where human emotions are commodified, you are an emotion trader known as 'The Heart Broker.' Your job is to match clients with the perfect heart—literally! You navigate a bustling, absurd marketplace where hearts are on display, each with their own quirks and personalities. From angsty teen hearts to jaded divorcee hearts, you must negotiate trades, solve quirky requests, and outsmart rival brokers, all while uncovering a twisted conspiracy behind the Market of Hearts. Will you trade your own heart for the ultimate deal, or will love’s absurdity lead to your downfall?